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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The No Federal Agency Left Behind (NFALB) report cards are out, and some agencies have been very, very naughty and some have been nice. But which depends on your point of view.

If you have not kept up with the way the NFALB program works, look here for background. The short of it is that your, sorry, our federal government under the Bush regime issues red, yellow, or green stickers for naughty, so-so, and nice agencies.

While you may think this is so ridiculous it could not be true or, if true, could not be taken seriously, think again. Last Labor Day, unbossed reported how pleased and proud was the Department of Labor on its achieving greens in all areas. Yes, the DOL, the agency whose mission concerns worker well-being made the grade by outsourcing, er, contracting out, er, shedding jobs and workers. Yes, shedding, like unneeded dry skin or your dog's fur when the seasons change.

The new report card is out, and when it comes to "competitive sourcing", the agencies falling behind include Defense, the VA, AID, NSF, the Smithsonian . . . and oddly enough, OMB, the agency that administers the NFALB program. You can find links to all the report cards and the rubric for awarding stickers here.

And not to have a one-track mind on the issue of "competitive sourcing," almost every agency has a red for financial performance.

Blog Bonus

Among the goodies available via the OMB link above are details on the President's Leadership Team. Once you take a look, you will, say: "Now that explains a lot."

You can also find links to tools for managerial success. I gather they achieved perfection in 2003, because that seems to be when they stopped adding material.

Among the links I like best here is that for the Alexander Hamilton Award, given to reward quality work for Inspectors General.

IGs have played a critical role IGs in ferreting out the Bush Administration's misdeeds. So what is listed as the first IG action deserving of notice?

The IGs at Treasury helped demonstrate to the entire Federal government that it was possible for a cabinet department to close its books within 45 days of year-end, a goal which all other departments and agencies are working to achieve by the end of FY2004. EPA's IGs helped the agency provide its managers more accurate financial information with which to manage program efficiency.

I am speechless. How can you top that?

Well, you could by taking a look at "White House Chief of Staff Andy Card discusses Ethics in Government" complete with video.

Comments

6 comments

[1]
A gold star for you, shirah.

On reading President Bush's remarks to his leadership team I can't help but visualize Bluto's famous rally the troops speech in Delta House. All Bush forgot was the reference about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor.

Worst. President. Ever.

Posted by em dash at Tuesday, December 06, 2005 09:26:29

[2]
Good grief, now I'm depressed.

Alberto "Torture is Okey Dokey" Gonzales discusses records management!?! >> http://www.whitehouse.gov/r...

Posted by em dash at Tuesday, December 06, 2005 09:30:01

[3]
Em Dash, it's "worst. president. evah."

Glad you noticed that Alberto Gonzales piece. Makes you wonder whether someone from the Onion came in and faked the webpage.

Most people think OMB ShoMB, if they think about it all. Yet, the cognoscenti among us know that OMB is where you go when you want trenchant, mordant humor.

Posted by shirah at Tuesday, December 06, 2005 09:51:44

[4]
I know, I know. NFALB is not exactly a discussion on the critical issue of Iraq.

However, my view is we have got to keep on these rascals 24/7 or even more, and we have got to keep our eyes on them at every point. They are up to serious no good in places far away from the public's eye.

If you take a look at how coercive this program is and the ends desired, you will see that they are trying to transform /destroy / pervert the ends of our government. These actions have wide-ranging effects.

Posted by shirah at Tuesday, December 06, 2005 09:54:48

[5]
You're exactly right, shirah. I don't think it can be over-stated that the NeoCons through Bush-the-boy-king are a threat to democracy as we know it.

The coded messaging to the most radical elements of society and careful phrasing from "tax relief" to "drown the government in the bathtub" subtly insinuates government as the enemy of the people.

The wholesale take-over of SCOTUS, the World Bank, and UN by people intent on dismantling representative democracy for an imperialistic corporatist dogma masquerading as SECURITY! FEAR! DADDY KNOWS BEST! under cover of darkness and ignorance by the American public distracted by insipid "reality" TV and mountains of personal debt.

I feel like I'm stuck in an absurdist Monty Python skit.

Posted by em dash at Tuesday, December 06, 2005 10:10:20

[6]
Instead of defending this, the new talking point for Repugs seems to be: hey, they Dems did/do it too!

Oh, how very value driven.

Posted by environmentalist at Tuesday, December 06, 2005 20:53:40

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